Max: Mom and Dad, what do you call a dog that is part Shih Tzu and part Bulldog?
Mom and Dad (half listening): I don't know, what?
Max: a "Bull Shiht"
Mom and Dad (now listening intently): a what???
Max (nonchalantly walking out of the kitchen): I said a "Bull Shiht"
Mom and Dad (now on the floor): Where did you hear that?
Max (very matter-of-fact): the babysitter.
Mom: Oh, that must be Hayden.
Yah! Thanks Hayden. You owe me a night of sitting for nuttin'!!!!!! And, if he tells it to anyone at church, at school, or on the street, you'll need to pay me to let you babysit!!!
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What the *#@*?
Matt change from work and went to Hannah's concert. We sat down and a minute later he started laughing with his head in his hands. This is what he saw! I guess it must have been a long day?
2 comments:
Shelly I am so sorry!! I don't know why he would tell him that joke, I would like to say I don't know where he got it from, but with Tom as your dad? Most likely though it was his grandpa! I really am sorry and will talk to him about teaching those kind of jokes!!
Seriously, I'm laughing so hard. Priceless!
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